Scary Stuff - The Illuminati

Illuminati (n.) - persons claiming special spiritual or intellectual enlightenment.

or . . .

Illuminati (n.) - an elite group of conspirators planning to enslave the world under a single government through government infiltration, selective recruitment and bribery, and media control.

or . . .

Illuminati (n.) - a group of powerful individuals operating in the (insert your preference here - United States Government or United Nations) who are establishing a one-world government through monetary, media, and military control.

or . . .

Illuminati (n.) - the force behind globalization.